Convicted Hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McCarthy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field using only two small porcelain figures. Police admit that this may be the first known case of a Knick-Knack Paddy whack.
George: This has to be some kind of practical joke, surely...?
BlackAdder (standing beside his newly constructed "time machine"): Certainly not... when was the last time I played a practical joke?
Darling: Well, there was the time time you said you were dying of kidney failure, and I donated one of my kidneys to save your life, and then you said it was an (sic) April fool and we had to throw my kidney away (holds back sobs)
(all but Darling laugh at the obviously happy memories)
BlackAdder: Well, yes, there has been the odd HILARIOUS practical joke, but not this time...
Drumroll please.
Question: "Is there any room for dinosaurs in the Bible?"
Answer (from JM): "I guess it depends on how big your Bible is."
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor." The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillips
