Free advice from Dogbert

This is from Dilbert's Scott Adams if you don't know.

For all you desperate single guys out there... Dogbert can answer your questions with insight... here's a sampling:

Dear Dogbert,

I need to find a girlfriend, but I am very ugly. How can I find a girl that doesn't care how I look?

Ethan


Dear Heathen,

There are plenty of girls who value character above looks. They are called blind girls. (And) it also helps to be rich.

Sincerely,

Dogbert

This is why I never ask for advice. Especially from cartoon dogs.